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     A man and his dog were walking along a road.  The man was enjoying the
scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.  He remembered
dying, and that the dog had been dead for years.  He wondered where the
road was leading them.
     After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of
the road.  It looked like fine marble.  At the top of a long hill, it was
broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.  When he was standing
before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother of
pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.  He and
the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a
desk to one side.
     When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"
     "This is heaven, sir," the man answered.
     "Wow!  Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.
     "Of course, sir.  Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought
right up."  The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
     "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the
traveler asked.
     "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."
     The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and
continued the way he had been going.
     After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came
to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never
been closed.  There was no fence.  As he approached the gate, he saw a man
inside leaning against a tree and reading a book.
     "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"
     "Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there."  The man pointed to a place
that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."
     "How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.
     "There should be a bowl by the pump."
     They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old
fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.  The traveler filled the bowl
and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.  When they
were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by
the tree waiting for them.
     "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
     "This is heaven," was the answer.
     "Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road
said that was heaven, too."
     "Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?  Nope.
That's hell."
     "Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"
     "No.  I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they
screen out the folks who leave their best friends behind."
 
          -- author unknown, submitted by <BKLYNCOACH@aol.com>

 

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